Monday, September 29, 2014

Farewell to Orkut



Remember those heady days of sending scraps and giving testimonials? We had just graduated from mass emails and chatting on Yahoo messenger and Orkut was waiting for us. We didn’t have names on Orkut, we had names with special characters. Remember friends who called themselves R@nnd$$, arbaz my sweetie u r so kewl’? Instead of walls and timelines, we, good old oldies had scraps (from scrapbooks that we pathetic creatures used in school?). And the ‘friend requests’! Or should I say ‘making frandship’ scraps!!

 Today, 30th of September, Google is shutting down Orkut and there have been many a tearful farewells to the once extremely popular site in India. “Thanks for helping us showoff when we needed the most” says a tweet.  “GrandPaa! Thanks for making stalking so easy... ;)” says another. “R.I.P. #Orkut. You did good in your age and time. Thanks for giving me only good memories! :)”… “Someone give him param veer chakra :P”…”I got laid for the first time via #Orkut L”… Among the various eulogies, shining bright is Misguided Bramhastra, a song composed for Orkut’s demise. If you are not crying by now, you will surely be weeping by the time the song ends with “It’s time for you to lie six feet underground”. Crying for relief that the song’s ended, that is.

In 2003, Google offered $30 million bucks for Friendster, one of the very first social networking sites founded in 2002 by Jonathan Abrams. (Remember Napster, the godfather of sharing music with pals? Well, add friend to that.) Once declined, Orkut was ready to happen. 

On 24 January 2004, Orkut was launched by Google on a single server, that was not even its own. It was built by Google employee and former Stanford graduate Orkut Buyukkokten. Building it entirely on his own, Orkut used whatever tools and servers were available to him, most non-Google. It took some time for Google to even acknowledge it as its own but it did and Orkut took the world (Well, Brazil and India) by storm. India was completely and absolutely besotted with this new social networking baby. So much so it even got the 2007 MTV India Youth Icon award. When you saw the ‘Recent visited’ names, you got a thrill. Don’t deny it, you did! We changed the theme of our page often (Of course we had nothing else to do. There was no Facebook then!)

Why Orkut did not work finally has many answers. Maybe it had become too shady, too full of porn profiles with false names, too full of mass scraps (Remember the million ‘Good morning’ scraps you used to get?) and too full of hate groups. The main ‘maybe’ was, however, Facebook. Also founded in 2004, just a few days after Orkut, Facebook hit us hard around 2009. By 2010, Orkut was unofficially quite ‘six feet under’.

As I go through my scraps a last time, I come across gems from friends (and no, we can’t see what gems we ourselves have sent to others!!). Some made me smile, some cringe and all made me nostalgic. Go check out Orkut one last time if you haven’t already. Download whatever you have there and bid farewell to an old friend, or old Fr@@nd, rather. We’ll miss you.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Brazil vs Croatia

After four years, it's
back...some moments...so what's Brazil's favourite food? As of today, it's sushi :P

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Darling...

I have been noticing my friends increasingly using words like 'darling' and 'baby'. This has been gradually happening over the past few years and now people I know, who cannot even speak English properly, are suddenly calling their husbands 'baby' and their girlfriends 'darling'. I like it. I really like it. It is truly amazing how Facebook and the Internet in general has changed the way people I know, in the manner of how they behave and talk. girls who have been very quiet and shy have suddenly blossomed. Men have become more debonair. Everyone's becoming that extra inch of chic. Everyone's doing something smart. And it's kinda nice.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

itchy bitchy me

I am allergic to something and it's really bothering me. About two and a half months back I had to take precautionary Japanese Encephelitis shots and perhaps as a side effect of that, my arms are covered with ugly red rashes. It started off as an itch and slowly turned into this rash that doesn't seem to go away. The upper arms miraculously got ok and it started getting better and just when I was praising god almighty, today my neck and hairline is itchy. It better not start on my face. Really tired and sick of it. Am starting off on a serious course of medicine tomorrow. Hope it works out...

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

My life as an English Teacher

I go to class with hope
and spring in my steps
"good morning class"
"good morning mam", the class screams back
"homework?" I ask
And the volume reduces noticeably...
"Mam, I did not understand the assignment", says one
"I did not find my copy", says another
I will not get angry, I tell myself
and calmly proceed.
"Point out the adverb of manner", I say
"Jumped", replies Bornil,confident and smart.
Now my temperature's rising
I can clearly feel my face going red.
I repeat the question
"Honey", answers Trishita this time, demure and sweet
My mood's off by now
The spring's gone long ago...
I delve again into parts of speech.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

old flame, new flash

An old entry from 2007: 

Recently I caught up with an old flame of mine: photography.

When I was growing up, my mom was forever taking pictures. In fact we had so many pictures in our house that we used to store them in huge plastic bags instead of albums. I probably caught the bug from her. During my many experiements as a kid, I managed to break her lovely Olympus which no one was able to repair and we moved on from one camera to another, manuals and automatics. It is a big leap from those days to mobile phone cameras and digital cameras. (When I was a kid, a polaroid was only available in the US!)

What happened recently was that I got into this digital camera community in Orkut by sheer coincidence and then I then went on to flickr.com. Basically a person who has all the time in her hands and nothing to do, the contests in flickr take up all my time now. I live for the comments of the people who visit my pictures and in the evening when Sanjib comes and asks me "How was your day?", I tell him all that my flickr friends had to say in praise of my pictures.

Tomorrow is the last day for submitting coca cola pictures (any picture with anything related to coca cola) and I will surely have a sleepless night! This is the story of my useless life as of now! Hmm...what of someone from corbis sees my pictures and wants to buy the whole lot? Let's end writing and start clicking!
Planning to run in the Guwahati Half Marathon...and training starts today! a bit late but then, let's go!!! Today and tomorrow I continue a 40-minute walk...and start with Week 1 schedule from sunday. Hope Sanjib joins in :)


Here's week 1 schedule:


WEEK ONE
Sunday: 40 minutes run
Monday: Rest day
Tuesday: 8 x 400m (track or grass) at 3 km pace, lap jog recovery
Wednesday: Easy 5 miles
Thursday: 40 minutes run
Friday: Rest day
Saturday: 5 miles at steady pace